Though there are many names for this delicacy -- elephant ear, frying saucer, zeppole, funnel cake, beaver tails, churros -- you have to admire the unvarnished Yankee honesty of the food vendors at Old Orchard Beach. It's fried dough, no need to put a fancy name on it. This is where the folks who shouldn't be seen on the beach congregate. [Hide the verbosity]